After a rather embarrassing incident in the town of Arkham today, all citizens were directed to please look elsewhere as private investigator Joe Diamond’s back side was revealed for all to see.

“I was just having a nice day at the diner when I looked out the windows and suddenly there was Joe Diamond’s back side just fully out in public,” said local waitress Agnes Baker. “I was so mortified from seeing him that a bird fell out of the sky and died.”

“I’m just relieved he did not reveal his front,” Baker added.

However, not all around town were as shocked as Agnes Baker. “Yeah, I saw Joe’s back side today but part of me was like, you know, this is nothing I haven’t seen before. Kind of a plain backside, to be perfectly blunt,” said researcher Mandy Thompson. “If anything, I felt rather bored compared to the previous time his back side had been revealed.”

“Also he said something about seeking clues, but really I think he should be seeking some pants.”

Regardless of reactions, the local police were not amused by Joe Diamond’s activities today. “Detectives in Arkham are allowed to use a wide range of methods to solve their cases,” said fellow local detective, Alice Luxley. “However, publicly revealing your backside in the middle of the day is not considered proper form for a private investigator. Rest assured the Arkham police force will be looking into this matter further and that anyone else in town who does similar actions will also be investigated. Hopefully this event does not get repeated by someone else in the near future.”

Our reporters reached out to Joe Diamond to ask if he had any hunch to why he did this, and he said he did not. Rest assured though that your intrepid reports at Rite of Seeking will continue to monitor this so-called “reveal season” for any further news about town.