BOSTON, MA – Players around the table where left confused yesterday when local Finn player Tom Haskell played a copy of Cryptic Grimoire and proceeded to spend the remainder of all his of turns putting Cursed tokens into the bag, because “f*** all of you.”
“This cursed token is for eating all my chips, Greg,” Tom said, referring to local Amanda player’s recent salt and vinegar chip binge.
“And this cursed token is for not coming to my birthday party, Quinton,” Tom said, referring to the team’s Mateo, who missed Tom’s birthday party due to the birth of his first child 10 years ago.
At press time, Finn was playing Leo De Luca and Haste so he could add Cursed tokens even faster.
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