SOMEWHERE IN THE RAINFOREST – After much toil, study, and personal investment, seeker Rex Murphy has finished translating the Archaic Glyphs and has reported that they say “Awaiting Reprint” in big, bold letters.

“I figured out what it says, but I still don’t know what it means,” said Rex Murphy. “I will probably have to ask the other members of my investigation -Norman, Carolyn, and Silas – if they have any thoughts on the matter.”

As of press time, Norman, Carolyn, and Silas could not be reached for comment.