ARKHAM – Investigators in the Arkham Woods were amazed as Dexter Drake, magician extraordinaire, and his assistant Molly Maxwell performed a magic trick never before seen by human eyes, making Lita Chantler disappear.


“One second, she was here, the next second, she was gone!” said a startled Finn Edwards. “I could scarce believe my eyes!”


“It’s usually my job to know everything there is to know about everything,” said Mandy Thompson, still applauding wildly for Drake’s amazing trick. “But this? I have no idea how he did it. Astounding!”


While Dexter coyly stated that a true magician never reveals his secrets, when pressed further by our reporters, Dexter divulged that the secret was tossing Lita at the nearby rampaging Ancient One when no one was looking.